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Trump Threatens Baja Sur With 'Hell' Until OXXO Adds Premium Prime Pump Lane

Following his threats regarding the Gulf, a visibly distressed Donald Trump was spotted attempting to negotiate with local staff inside a Cerritos OXXO. His demands included mandatory 'Trump-themed' hot dogs and the immediate establishment of an 'OXXO Prime' designation for Platinum-tier expat accounts.

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