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Coastal Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimums to Counter Noxious Green Flash Energy.

Construction plans for charming beachfront bungalows are being stalled after a zoning committee argued that insufficient height risks trapping 'dangerous green flash' energy and noxious sea breezes. Local architects are now advising clients to invest in vertical spiritual transcendence.

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