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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-05

Rock Star Pitches Skills to Gods After Jesus Rejected Him

The mighty Megadeth frontman claimed he only found true salvation after literally every other god turned him down. Turns out, rock god ego runs deeper than most metal records.


<p>LA MESA, Calif. β€” Megadeth frontman and born again Christian Dave Mustaine revealed that he gave his life over to Jesus Christ... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/dave-mustaine-reveals-he-only-gave-his-life-to-jesus-christ-after-every-other-deity-rejected-him/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/dave-mustaine-reveals-he-only-gave-his-life-to-jesus-christ-after-every-other-deity-rejected-...

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