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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-05
Local Gourmet Cafe Confirms 'Toad Breath' Is Now Classified As An Exclusive, Highly Desirable Luxury Aroma.
According to the cafe’s latest menu update, the characteristic humid scent of nearby toads can now be paired with $18 artisanal cold brew. They recommend pairing the 'natural musk' with a $4 supplemental napkin.