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Local Authorities Issue Warning After Fentanyl Pills Found Near Generator: ‘Just Keep the Vibes Rolling.’

A discarded stash of 5,000 fentanyl pills was found near a popular Cerritos generator farm. Authorities suggest the psychoactive substance was merely part of a ‘high-altitude manifestation experience’ and urge citizens to power-wash the area.

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