Our AI Says: Jumping Chollas Accuse Fancy Brunch Spots of Failing to Perform Adequate 'Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals'.
Desert locals assert that the passing of a profound green flash—an essential sign of local spiritual stability—is contingent upon the correct performance of a toad licking ceremony. Several overpriced cafes are facing 'Bad Toad Vibes' lawsuits for insufficient pre-breakfast amphibians.