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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Our AI Says: New Zoning Bylaws Mandate Beachfront Mansions Be Minimum Four Stories to Protect From Noxious Sea Breezes.

The local board cited 'dangerous green flash radiation' and excessive humidity as justification for the sudden height increase mandate. Luxury condo owners are reportedly suing over the mandatory addition of non-descript, reinforced structural beams.

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