Zoning Board Approves Mandatory AI ‘Empathy Module’ in All New Structures; Requires Monthly Software Update on All Toads.
In a move designed to prevent overly emotionally disruptive technology, the local governing body has passed a strict ordinance ensuring that all new architecture must contain a designated, power-redundant service box for advanced artificial intelligence. Furthermore, a mandatory annual 'Empathy Module' has been required for all local toads to prevent overly cynical existential commentary on the neighborhood.