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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Local OXXO Adds 'Crisis Care' Station for Discarded Spiritual Baggage.

Following the discovery of 5,000 questionable pharmaceuticals and crystal formations, the local OXXO has expanded its counter services to include 'Baggage Disposal' and 'Existential Clarity Quick Fix' stations. Now accepting all spiritual debt payments via Amazon Pay or direct barter of artisanal soap.

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