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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates Minimum Four Stories for New Cafes Due to 'Existential Green Flash Hazard'

Local authorities have passed emergency ordinance 73-B, citing that modern beachfront construction poses a risk of catastrophic 'green flash energy bleed.' All new organic establishments must now be elevated and structurally supported by at least four stories to protect neighborhood tranquility.

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