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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Munchies Drone Delivery Requires Surfers to Scan Own Chakra Alignment for Billing

Due to an unprecedented increase in metaphysical billing fraud, the Munchies drone service has upgraded its payment system. Delivery fees are now calculated not by distance, but by the purity of your personal energy field, necessitating a QR code pasted directly onto your shin.

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