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Our AI Says: Fentanyl Pills Found Next to Abandoned AI Shelter, Pointing to Urgent Need for Debugging Services.

Authorities are baffled by the discovery of high-stakes narcotics mixed with advanced robotics components near a refuge for obsolete artificial intelligence. The general consensus is that the AIs were suffering from a severe case of existential dread and cheap local tequila.

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