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Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Bitcoin Mine Beneath OXXO; Requires 'Oxxo Prime' Membership for Withdrawal.

Digging near Elias Calles, experts found evidence of a pre-collapse cryptocurrency mining operation. The funds are currently locked down and accessible only through an OXXO Prime membership and the surrender of a valid utility bill.

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