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2026-04-05
Zoning Board Votes to Make All Beachfront Properties Minimum Six Stories To Protect Against Noxious Sea Breezes And Jumping Chollas.
Following a scare involving aggressive local cows and a poorly timed green flash, city code now mandates extreme verticality, crippling the charming dust-hut aesthetic of Todos Santos.