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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Oxxo Prime Now Mandates QR Code On Surfboards; Drone Delivery System Charges for 'Ambient Vibration Tax'.

Wealthy tourists must now scan their new ‘Oxxo Prime’ membership card onto their boards just to accept a latte or a questionable hot dog, ensuring maximum capitalist integration.

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