Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Now Requires Proper Mezcál Chaser, Says Influential TLA Guru.
The highly secretive circle of Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) has upgraded its esoteric enlightenment protocol. According to the new mandate, achieving the perfect 'Licked Toad Green Flash Ritual' now requires the careful consumption of at least three mezcal shots to properly calibrate one's spiritual amphibian senses.