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Our AI Says: New Oxxo Prime Membership Requires QR Code Verification for Spiritual Enlightenment

OXXO has announced its new 'Prime Memebers Only' benefit, which includes access to a dedicated pump lane and, more controversially, mandatory scanning of your life goals via QR code at checkout. Employees are reportedly asking if 'BlackPink' is a valid utility payment method.

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