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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-05

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Newly Launched 'Oxxo Prime' Service Now Charges Extra for Anti-Jumping Chola De-Cluttering.

The sprawling local convenience store has introduced a new tiered membership plan. After an initial sign-up fee, members can now opt into removing 'atmospheric debris'—including giant jackrabbits and spontaneous appearances of jumping cholla—for a premium.

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