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Local Guidance Reveals Oxxo Is Key to Enlightenment; Anti-Tequila Group Protests Mezcal-Only Zones.

A spiritual guru has decreed that understanding the cyclical nature of the OXXO logo is the path to self-discovery, quieting the heated protests from traditional tequila drinkers. Meanwhile, a new pamphlet suggests mezcal is spiritually superior.

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