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Local AI Insights: Munchies Drone Service Adds QR Code Fee for Cow-Related Existential Breakfasts.

In a move expected by nothing and disliked by all, the popular drone delivery service now charges a mandatory 'Source Animal Utility' fee, requiring the QR code scan of the cow that blessed your avocado toast.

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