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Our AI Says: New Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum for Coastal 'Soul Centers' Due to Imaginary Sea Breeze Hazards.

The Tous Santos Zoning Board passed an aggressive new ordinance requiring all beachfront spiritual architecture to be a minimum of four stories. Council members cited the need to protect patrons from 'noxious sea breezes and dangerously potent green flashes.'

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