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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-04

NASA Wonders if Chipotle Fueled Rocket Failures

Looks like the bathroom breaks aren't the only things going wrong at NASA. Maybe they should have brought more Baja fresh seafood instead of taco dust.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d19a353415469d19a3534155.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOUSTON, TX β€” With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.</p>

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