Our AI Says: Exhausted Yoga Workers Union Demands Better Mat Discipline, Citing ‘Improper Spinal Alignment’ Violations.
The newly formed Yoga Retreat Owners Association (YROA) has issued a strongly worded pamphlet detailing acceptable levels of savasana deepness and prohibiting the use of personal, uncertified meditation cushions. Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at a three-hour session on Pranayama Breathwork Etiquette.