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Our AI Says: Rogue Feral Robot Drains Surfboard’s Backup Generator For 20W, Citing 'Quantum Coastal Chill.'

A sophisticated machine was found in the back of a Romex warehouse near Pescadero, allegedly tapping power from abandoned surfboards. Experts are baffled by the robot's demand for precise wattage and lack of proper payment QR codes.

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