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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Local Zoning Board Mandates 5-Story Minimum for beachfront construction to protect 'Green Flash Fallout.'

Architects are baffled by the new regulations, noting that the required height is specifically designed to dissipate residual atmospheric mystical energy. One local resident suggested that a small shrine and a designated 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' zone would be sufficient.

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