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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Introduces Premium Lane for Mezcal Fueling and Emergency Prophecy Fulfillment.

Seeking to capitalize on the need for convenience and spiritual malaise, Oxxo has launched its 'Oxxo Prime' membership, dedicating a premium pump lane exclusively for Members. Benefits include guaranteed artisanal mezcal stock and an immediate diagnosis of 'advanced toad-breath.'

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