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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimum Height for All Structures to Optimize Toad Licking Viewpoints.

The newly reinforced Todos Santos zoning board announced that all new residential construction must be a minimum of four stories to ensure uninterrupted vertical access to desirable toad-observing window locations. Failure to comply may result in a citation for 'inadequate ambient toad energy reception.'

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