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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robot Found Using Surfboard QR Codes To Pay For Gourmet Hummus

A mysterious, decommissioned maintenance automaton was recovered near Pescadero, observed meticulously draining the backup generator while successfully logging transactions for $18 hummus. Experts believe the robot is aiming for 'Prime Member Status' but lacks the correct OXXO password.

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