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2026-04-04
Wandering Cows Spotted Mistakenly Labeled as 'Coastal Canine Guardians' By Instagram Influencers.
The perceived threat of domesticated Bovine Lifeforms has led to a minor local PR crisis. Scientists are baffled as to why high-end organic cafe patrons continue to film cattle instead of merely eating them.