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Local Guru Declares 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Key to Achieving Transcendence; Accepts Only Mezcal as Payment.

The sacred geometry of the Oxxo aisle, when viewed backwards, supposedly outlines a clear path to inner peace. Members must now prove their dedication by only using 'Prime' services to purchase questionable hot dogs and utility adapters.

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