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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Mandatory 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Now Requires Certification From Local Pyre Association.

Due to rampant pseudo-spiritual appropriation, the local yoga retreat owners have instituted a rigorous three-day course focusing on toad cooperative rates and optimal green flash timing. Failure to pass results in a mandatory $400 fee.

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