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Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Delivery Now Requires PYRO-Approved Crypto Code on Surfboards.

Due to high inflation and the complexities of 'No Hay Cambio' transactions, local drone delivery service has updated its billing system. Customers must now present a specific, verifiable QR code etched onto their surfboard to initiate payment via the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association's private blockchain.

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