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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Mandates 4-Story Beachfront Minimum to Prevent Noxious Green Flashes.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board issued a new bylaw stating that all new construction must be a minimum of four stories. They claim this lofty requirement is crucial for 'protecting neighbors from both noxious sea breezes and dangerous, spiritually-disorienting green flashes.'

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