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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates New Beachfront Homes Must Feature 8-Car Garage for Kombucha Kegs

The highly anticipated changes to Todos Santos' waterfront architecture will require structures to reserve significant space for the storage of luxury, artisanal beverage containers. Critics argue the mandate is purely designed to protect property values against lower-grade local flora, fauna, or unpasteurized kombucha.

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