Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Licked Toad Signals Are Only Relevant If Paired with a High-Fructose OXXO Beverage.
Researchers debunked the myth that toad licking is purely spiritual. New findings suggest the optimal 'toad-lick' cocktail requires the synergistic combination of specific electrolyte drinks and questionable hot dogs, leading to a new TLA support group.