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Babylon Bee
2026-04-04
Jesus: Were You Sure About the 'Death and Resurrection' Line?
Even the disciples were confused by Jesus’ overly dramatic phrasing. We get it, you’re building a hype reel, but maybe stick to the actionable parts, chief.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d034dbc5a1e69d034dbc5a1f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JERUSALEM — The disciples of Christ, distraught and crushed by the events of Friday, began to wonder what Jesus could have possibly meant when he said, "They will kill me and in three days I will rise from the dead."</p>