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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-04

Your Fruit Cart Insurance Doesn't Cover Being Run Over by a Getaway Car.

Apparently, even the cosmic justice of a high-speed police pursuit is excluded from your vendor's policies. Don't count on your wicker basket to solve this.

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