Apparently, even the cosmic justice of a high-speed police pursuit is excluded from your vendor's policies. Don't count on your wicker basket to solve this.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d02d860e0d869d02d860e0d9.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>COSTA MESA, CA — In what was sure to be a blow to street vendors across the nation, the country's leading provider announced that fruit cart insurance would no longer cover destruction from car chases.</p>