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2026-04-04
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Archeologists Find Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles, Fueled Entirely by Failed Yoga Investments.
The discovery confirms a lost civilization that prioritized crypto mining over enlightenment. Experts speculate that the ancient energy source was derived from the pure, concentrated desperation of paying $200 for a single, disappointing sunrise alignment.