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Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Now Requires Surfboard QR Code to Confirm You Are Not Participating in a Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.

Drone delivery operators are cracking down on loitering suspicious activity on Cerritos beaches. To ensure proper billing and prevent unauthorized 'TLA' participation, surfboards must now be scanned. Failure to comply results in a 404 error and a hefty restocking fee.

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