New Pescadero Zoning Code Mandates All Yoga Retreats Must Now Incorporate a Dedicated 'Jackrabbit-Proof' Toad Lounge.
The local zoning board, citing recent territorial disputes and the existential threat posed by overly athletic fauna, has passed a prohibitive ordinance. Retreat owners must now prove their property can adequately accommodate wandering cows, jumping chollas, and amphibians requiring quarterly ceremonial toad-licking.