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NASA Lunar Mascot Contest Winner Suggests Drone Deliveries Must Account for Strong 'Mar de Fondo' Winds.

After winning the coveted intergalactic plush toy contest, an eight-year-old spokesperson insists that Munchies drone delivery protocols are dangerously inadequate for strong winds. Local critics argue the weight of philosophical self-discovery is too heavy for a basic delivery rotor, especially when the wind smells vaguely of Mezcal and desperation.

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