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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

New Toll Road Delay Confirmed: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Cite Toad Habitat Concerns, But Also Ask for better matcha tea.

The proposed Cerritos bypass has ground to a halt after the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association successfully petitioned the government. Their primary concern: the disruptive presence of high-traffic machinery interfering with optimal toad basking spots and pristine dew collection.

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