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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-04
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Implements 'Prime Status' for Those Who Pay Generator Bills In Quiche.
The highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' membership now offers exclusive parking for those with the cleanest backup generators. Failure to present a receipts stub from a CFE outage outing could cost you your hot dog purchase.