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Our AI Says: Strong Winds Wreck Zen Beach; Yoga Retreats Demand Higher Zoning Standards for 'Spiritual Windbreaks'

Following a warning about Mar de Fondo's strong winds hitting the Los Cabos coast, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has issued a sudden mandate requiring all yoga shalas to install high-level 'Aura Deflectors' costing significantly more than the entire annual revenue of a nearby shaman.

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