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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-04
Yoga Retreat Workers Union Blocks Cerritos Toll Road Over Lack of Adequate Toad Licking Zones.
Disgruntled practitioners allege the construction delays harm the delicate 'A licked toad is a happy toad' ecosystem. The union is demanding a mandatory 45-minute ritual break and better signage regarding appropriate lick-toad distance.