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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-04
Topos Santos Toads Form 'Anti-Gas Truck Disco' Task Force Over Excessive Jingling Volume.
The amphibious Illuminati of the East Cape have convened, realizing that the cacophony of the 'Demented Ice Cream Trucks' is disrupting their delicate ritual of nocturnal leaf-licking. They are staging flash protests near the Cerritos turnout.