Local AI Insights: Yoga Retreat Union Demands Certified Toad Guides for Green Flash Rituals.
Following a dramatic incident where an overly enthusiastic yoga instructor nearly decapitated a local toad during a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' the local worker union has gone on strike. They are demanding proper credentialing and hazard pay for all toad interactions, arguing that such demanding spiritual practices should require a minimum 20-hour pre-dawn meditation period and a mandatory kombucha break.