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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-04

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Membership Now Mandatory For QR-Code Scanning of Surfboards.

The local Oxxo franchise has rolled out 'Oxxo Prime,' a mandatory membership designed to manage the billing process for the new surf-board QR code delivery system. Beyond the privilege of a dedicated gas pump lane, members receive access to premium hot dogs and slightly less confusing utilities billing. Non-members will find their 'A licked toad' search results redirecting them to the local 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' support group.

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