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2026-04-04
Local AI Insights: NASA Mascot Winner Found Operating OXXO-Brand Munchies Drone Dispatch Center.
Eight-year-old 'Stardust' from Todos Santos has reportedly launched a highly efficient, though poorly subsidized, business model. Sources confirm the drone service accepts payment only via 'OXXO Prime' vouchers, while also charging a small fee for the mascots' 'official cosmic vibe.'