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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-04

Black Hole House Microwave Requires Advanced Preheating Ritual.

Apparently, cooking a frozen burrito requires a minimum of ten minutes of ritual microwave abuse and maybe a mild electrical fire to properly achieve dinner.


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